The Chicken Cult (C.O.C.K.)

From TheDarknessRock.com Chat Room Forum:

The COCK Information Centre

The COCK Case Proof Vault

Lust: http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=4RUFTU0OVHRNSCRBAE
ZSFEY?%20type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=5288963

Pride:

Greed:

Envy:

Anger: http://www.narfrescue.org/animals/cats/cat_pics/print/snowy0403.jpg

Gluttony: http://condor.depaul.edu/~kgallagh/chicken.jpg

Sloth: http://www.elkriver.k12.mn.us/rogers/AWall/Chicks/sleeping.jpg

The Chicken Most-Wanted List:

Bill, the Chicken who put Squirrels down his pants for the purpose of Gambling:



Dave, the Mass-Murdering, Necrophiliac Chicken:



What is COCK?

COCK (Chickens Obviously Can't Kill) is an Anti-Chicken Cult that was founded by Schitzophonic. COCK consists of a group of people who believe that Chickens represent the 7 Deadly Sins and must be responsible for their actions. It is also a slang word for Penis.

What is the point of COCK?

To reproduce... but if you're serious, to kill time and stop boredom

The COCK Member List:

Schitzophonic/Reverand Schitz/Schitzocai The Preacher
Ed Luva
Princess of Everything
Paula
The King of Spandex
rockbitchguitarist
stuck in a rut
cherub
Le
Slash
Sharky
Rush
CoolPrawn
mrs_hawkins
Dr Pepper
Chilli
70sChild

How to Join/Other information

If you would be so kind as to re-join/join, the truth in our beliefs will be clearer to you, and our causes will be stronger.

The member list is starting again, as I'm sure some people were unsure as to whether being in COCK was the right thing to do. Well, I'm assuring you now that it is.

Banner requests will be taken (The layout must be similar to mine) and so will titles (Preacher, Priest, Nun, Disciple etc.)

To join, simply state that you would like to in here, then I will update the member list.

What do I do once I've joined?

Post as many incriminating stories/articles/pictures of Chickens as possible. Once all the Seven Deadly Chicken-Related Sins are accounted for, The Father will take the fate of all Chickens into consideration.

Chicken Related Links

http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/

http://www.subservientchicken.com


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